I Teach Aliens to Farm All Episodes

Modern engineer Frank finds himself on the barren planet, joining the struggling Empyrean tribe without any cheats or systems. In this harsh land, crops fail, and the hardworking Greylings see little return for their efforts, while the warlike Blacktides threaten to overtake the tribe. Seeing crystals wasted as explosives, Frank creates fertilizer and bets a seven-day harvest duel. Time to teach aliens how to farm.

Modern engineer Frank finds himself on the barren planet, joining the struggling Empyrean tribe without any cheats or systems. In this harsh land, crops fail, and the hardworking Greylings see little return for their efforts, while the warlike Blacktides threaten to overtake the tribe. Seeing crystals wasted as explosives, Frank creates fertilizer and bets a seven-day harvest duel. Time to teach aliens how to farm.

Modern engineer Frank finds himself on the barren planet, joining the struggling Empyrean tribe without any cheats or systems. In this harsh land, crops fail, and the hardworking Greylings see little return for their efforts, while the warlike Blacktides threaten to overtake the tribe. Seeing crystals wasted as explosives, Frank creates fertilizer and bets a seven-day harvest duel. Time to teach aliens how to farm.

Modern engineer Frank finds himself on the barren planet, joining the struggling Empyrean tribe without any cheats or systems. In this harsh land, crops fail, and the hardworking Greylings see little return for their efforts, while the warlike Blacktides threaten to overtake the tribe. Seeing crystals wasted as explosives, Frank creates fertilizer and bets a seven-day harvest duel. Time to teach aliens how to farm.

Modern engineer Frank finds himself on the barren planet, joining the struggling Empyrean tribe without any cheats or systems. In this harsh land, crops fail, and the hardworking Greylings see little return for their efforts, while the warlike Blacktides threaten to overtake the tribe. Seeing crystals wasted as explosives, Frank creates fertilizer and bets a seven-day harvest duel. Time to teach aliens how to farm.

Modern engineer Frank finds himself on the barren planet, joining the struggling Empyrean tribe without any cheats or systems. In this harsh land, crops fail, and the hardworking Greylings see little return for their efforts, while the warlike Blacktides threaten to overtake the tribe. Seeing crystals wasted as explosives, Frank creates fertilizer and bets a seven-day harvest duel. Time to teach aliens how to farm.

Modern engineer Frank finds himself on the barren planet, joining the struggling Empyrean tribe without any cheats or systems. In this harsh land, crops fail, and the hardworking Greylings see little return for their efforts, while the warlike Blacktides threaten to overtake the tribe. Seeing crystals wasted as explosives, Frank creates fertilizer and bets a seven-day harvest duel. Time to teach aliens how to farm.

Modern engineer Frank finds himself on the barren planet, joining the struggling Empyrean tribe without any cheats or systems. In this harsh land, crops fail, and the hardworking Greylings see little return for their efforts, while the warlike Blacktides threaten to overtake the tribe. Seeing crystals wasted as explosives, Frank creates fertilizer and bets a seven-day harvest duel. Time to teach aliens how to farm.

Modern engineer Frank finds himself on the barren planet, joining the struggling Empyrean tribe without any cheats or systems. In this harsh land, crops fail, and the hardworking Greylings see little return for their efforts, while the warlike Blacktides threaten to overtake the tribe. Seeing crystals wasted as explosives, Frank creates fertilizer and bets a seven-day harvest duel. Time to teach aliens how to farm.

Modern engineer Frank finds himself on the barren planet, joining the struggling Empyrean tribe without any cheats or systems. In this harsh land, crops fail, and the hardworking Greylings see little return for their efforts, while the warlike Blacktides threaten to overtake the tribe. Seeing crystals wasted as explosives, Frank creates fertilizer and bets a seven-day harvest duel. Time to teach aliens how to farm.